Here are Fozzie’s Very Best kid-friendly Halloween jokes for you to share:
- What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo-boos!
- What two places do ghosts like to go swimming? Lake Erie and the Dead Sea
- What do you call a monster who eats too fast? A gobblin’ oblin!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frost-bite!
- What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines!
- Who did the monster take out on a Halloween date? His ghoul-friend
- What did the guy on Twitter give out for Halloween? Tricks or Tweets
Hey, don’t cry, it’s just a costume!
FOZZIE’S VERY BEST HALLOWEEN JOKES
The Muppets In Theaters November 23rd
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WALT DISNEY PICTURES
- Genre: Family Comedy
- Rating: TBD
- U.S. Release Date: November 23, 2011
- Cast: Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Animal, Jason Segel, Amy Adams, Chris Cooper and Walter
- Director: James Bobin
- Producers: David Hoberman, Todd Lieberman
- Executive Producers: Jason Segel, Nicholas Stoller, Martin G. Baker
- Writers: Jason Segel, Nicholas Stoller